Memoires of a Sex Addict

Going Batty For A BJ? From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (14 hours old)

Fancy a BJ? Not a blow job but a bat job. Bats are into oral sex it seems. According to natrualists who study bats for a living (well someone has to do it, more than two-thirds of female short-nosed (… more

Evolution Classes In Junior School Could Be A Mistake From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (1 day old)

Following on from fatsally’s report a few weeks ago that the government planned to consult (cue portentous chords) “experts” about reforming the primary school curriculum we have now learned from our … more

Bloggers Who Stare At Goats From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (2 days old)

You have all seen adverts for the new Hollywood film release Men Who Stare At Goats. Well no need to waste your money to find out what it is all about. Boggart Blog were on the case of this story way … more

Google Pledge Not To Be Creepy From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (2 days old)

Speaking on American television Google CEO pledged that his company would not become a creepy gang of world domination freaks like Microsoft did some years ago. Asked by the interviewer how from th… more

Too Fat To Be Guilty - Stupid Criminal Of The Week Award. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (3 days old)

Edward Ates reaction on being pronunced guity of murder after his trial for for killing Paul Duncsak, was one of disbelief. Duncsak was shot six times at his home 25 miles north-west of New York. T… more

Forget Booze Cruise, Now It’s The Fag Drag From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (4 days old)

We ought to have reached the point in the life of this Labour government when satirists and polemicists start to lay off them and turn our attention to The Conservatives who will surely sweep to power… more

Kidman’s Alien Sex Fetish From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (5 days old)

Statuesque blonde Australian actress and sex symbol (if you like that sort of thing) Nicole Kidman has confessed in a celebrity interview with GQ magazine that in one of her love affairs she had explo… more

The New Guy Fawkes From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (5 days old)

Where are Catesby and his co - conspirators when we need them? Where is our gunpowder plot this bonfire night? Not that I'd want the buggers to blow up The Palace of Westminster, it is a wonderful bui… more

Stimulating The Radio Active Rabbits From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (6 days old)

An American friend sent me this list of some of her favourite items funded by money from the US Government's stimulus bill. •$300,000 for a GPS-equipped helicopter to hunt for radioactive rabbit dr… more

The Biggest Government Deficit In The West From ianrthorpe in Little Nicky Machiavelli (7 days old)

Well at least we're on top at something. See league table… more

Stupid Criminal Of The Week Returns From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (7 days old)

It is with great pleasure we announce the return of the Boggart Blog stupid criminal of the week award. In the early days of Boggart Blog we would feature this occasional series whenever we encount… more

The eXtacy factor From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (8 days old)

Well Professor Nutt certainly kicked things off with his claim that drugs like E, Cannabis and LSD are no more dangerous that alcohol and tobacco. While we agree with the Prof, you must bear in mind w… more

She Had It All Except A Life From ianrthorpe in Little Nicky Machiavelli (9 days old)

As the political editor of The Observer leaves her job with the quote, "I had it all but I didn't have a life," this article at Iain Dale's Diary blog sums up very briefly how success can diminish our… more

E versus J&B From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (9 days old)

E versus J&B I know we say this quite frequently but where would this blog be without those whacky folks who feed us material by doing pointless research. The latest finding, announced by the a… more

The Acme Of Bad Luck From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (10 days old)

Saddest news story of the week concerns the unfortunate death of Canadian folk singer Taylor Mitchell. 19 year old Taylor died just after embarking on a a tour of eastern Canada promoting her first al… more

Tonguing Willie From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (12 days old)

What a headline!!! Worth 3 exclamation marks. Well every now and them we Boggart Bloggers like to show up the Tabloid headline writers for the rank amateurs they really are. So as this story is not… more

You Should've Just Passed By From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (13 days old)

Convicted criminals out on parole Secret girlfriends of Ashley Cole And those wanting to pump their bodies full of cholesterol Were just passing by People that just feel That the meat can't be re… more

Classy Comic or Rampant Rabbit? From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (14 days old)

There is no doubt Michal MacIntyre is one of the top stand up comedy acts around at the moment. He has a good personality, quickfire delivery and some great materian ..........and don't you want to pu… more

A Wellspring Of Hypocrisy From ianrthorpe in Little Nicky Machiavelli (16 days old)

In the last post we looked at how America is shaping up under Obama and saw that blighted nation is more irreconcilibly divided than ever before. This post looks at an aspect of "The Obama Effect" … more

Trees For SPAM From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (17 days old)

You may have been under the impression that goal of the Copenhagen Climate Summit in December is to agree a binding treaty to fight global warming, I know I certainly was. We have been misled however.… more

ASDA Sat Nav Can't See The Wood For The Trees From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (18 days old)

We love Sat Nav disaster stories at Boggart Blog so when we found a report of an ASDA delivery van driver showing a level of blind faith in science and technology that would do credit to any follower … more

How Is America Looking Under Obama> From ianrthorpe in Little Nicky Machiavelli (19 days old)

So as we come up to the anniversary of Barack Obama's election how is America looking? Well we will pass over the state of the economy and the disaster that is unemployment. We will even overlook t… more

Blue Blair’s New Nazi Buddies? From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (19 days old)

To be perfectly honest I never held out any hopes that the Cameron led Conservatives would be much different to New Labour’s “progressive left” neo nazis. David Cameron, a slick, silver tongued, smoot… more

The First Aid Technique Formerly Know As Heimlich Manoeuvre From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (20 days old)

It was a surprise to hear sometime in the past few days that we are no longer allowed to refer to that trick where when someone is choking on a fishbone, pretzel or hamster they have accidentally sw… more

Government By Fear And Panic From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (22 days old)

Gordon Brown has been using the tactics of government by fear and panic to try to swing public opinion behind the treaty he will propose at the big expensive jolly for world leaders in a foreign city … more

Seasick Steve's Recession From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (23 days old)

The first time I saw Seasick Steve was about six or seven years ago at a small gig in Lancashire. I was fascinated to see him playing a three string guitar. Over the weekend I saw him on television… more

How To Rid The Blogosphere Of Online Stalkers From ianrthorpe in Little Nicky Machiavelli (25 days old)

From Malakeas' idea. Make this pledge to yourself My name is XXXXX XXXXXXXXX and I will no longer tolerate online stalkers. I will not feed their fire by responding to their comments or pos… more

Strange Bedfellows, a lib dem and a lingerie model From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (25 days old)

What topics do we think might come up in the post coital conversation of a Liberal Democrat MP and business & enterprise spokesman and a lady who models underwear for a living? The pernicious u… more

Let Down By Hope? Embrace Nihilistic Despair. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (26 days old)

Following the shock of last week’s announcement that the Nobel Peace Prize for 2009 had been awarded to Barack Obama in spite of nominations for the prize closing only a few days after he was inaugu… more

Boyzone So Very Graham Norton From specialcorrespondent in Boggartblog (28 days old)

From Special Correspondent Andy C. The boyband Boyzone never interested me much so until I read about the unfortunate death of Steven Gatley, one of the members I knew nothing about any of the grou… more